Cosa Aranda , a dawg who jizzle want ta be free fizzy anyth’n

That’s how you spelled my About section in the gangsta world! I use this unique site, Gizoogle, to translate the whole text in my blog into gangsta style language. I also like how my site tittle translated, My Otha Side of tha Stories )

Click hizzy ta see this site translated into gangsta site.

You can also translated your own words or sentenced using their Textilizer section. For example:

You’re the most beautiful girl in the world.
I really really love you with all my heart.

translated into:

Yoe tha most beautiful G-to-tha-izzirl in tha world.
I really really love you wittall mah heart.

One more thing. If you really addicted to the gangsta world, make sure you get their Tizzle Talk. It work with your messenger (currently support AIM and YM) and will automatically translate the converstation into gangsta style.

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Hmmm, so, if I supposed to be the JavaScript guru, why do I can’t code JavaScript properly and hate JavaScript so much?

Note that I modify the direction a little bit, to change the orientation from the paper on the book to the picture on the monitor. Let’s start!

Not much introduction is needed here. Enough to say that there is one human quality important beyond all others to success in this life. Without specifying what the precious quality is – which is done in the Answer Section rather tahn here – this tricky test lets you demonstrate whether or not you possess it. Be careful!

DIRECTIONS: With a pencil in your hand (or just use one of your finger), study the diagram below as as you like. Then close your eyes, lift the pencil (or finger) over and behind your head to the full width of your arm, and see how many bull’s eyes you can score with the pencil-point (or finger-point). You have 5 tries in all. Remember, the only hits which count are those landing in the white (err… maybe yellow) area dead-center of each target.

Once you understand the direction, click on the picture below to display the full size and start the test :d

Finish it? Ok, just remember how many hit you got, and click on the next page to find out how good you are.

Berikut ini terdapat 5 buah pertanyaan. Anda harus bisa menjawabnya dalam jangka waktu 5 menit. Jangan melihat jawaban yang telah tersedia terlebih dahulu. Jika tetap NEKAT, artinya anda telah berlaku CURANG! Tulis setiap jawaban yang anda berikan baru kemudian bandingkan hasilnya.

SOAL:

1. Beberapa bulan memiliki 30 hari, beberapa memiliki 31 hari. Ada berapa bulan yang memiliki 28 hari?
2. Jika dokter memberikan 3 buah pil dan menyarankan anda untuk mengkonsumsi satu pil dengan jarak waktu setengah jam, berapa lama waktu yang anda butuhkan untuk menghabiskan seluruh pil tersebut?
3. Anda setiap malam berangkat tidur pukul 20.00, memutar weker ke angka 09.00 pagi. Berapa lama waktu yang digunakan anda untuk tidur sebelum akhirnya terbangun oleh bunyi alarm?
4. Anda baru saja menggenggam sebuah korek api lalu memasuki sebuah ruangan yang gelap. Dalam ruangan tersebut terdapat pemanas minyak dan sebatang lilin. Benda yang mana yang akan anda nyalakan terlebih dahulu?
5. Berapa banyak binatang dari setiap species yang dibawa Musa ke bahteranya?

Sudah dicatat baik2 jawabannya? Sekarang silahkan bandingkan dng jawaban yg benar di halaman 2 :d
Btw, gw salah semua, huaaaa (

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss you. I don’t care about looking bad anymore. I don’t care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.

Maybe it’s time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says: “There’s no one like you, Connie.” I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they’re not you. They’re not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don’t say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn’t believe and an ass that just wouldn’t quit. Every man’s dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we’ve made important in our lives. It’s all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I’m getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I’d never really thought of that before.

I don’t know, maybe I’m just growing up a little. Later, after I’d tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, “Why do I feel so drained and empty?” It wasn’t just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn’t feel the same because you weren’t there to watch. Do you know what I mean?

Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I’m just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn’t eating right without a woman around. I didn’t know what she meant till later, but that’s not the real story.

Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we’re banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart’s a total monster in the sack. She’s giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she’s not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother’s old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it’s totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can’t help thinking, “Why didn’t Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We’ve had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy.”

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky’s just a kid and all, but she’s got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she’s been a real friend to me during this painful time. She’s given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She’s pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. So we’re doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here’s this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky’s really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I’m thrusting inside your baby sister’s cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It’s true, Connie. In your heart you must know it.

Don’t you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can. If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the f*cking remote is?

Love,
Dan

Menginjak Kulit Pisang
Suatu saat ada seorang bule jalan di pasar dibelakangnya ada seorang kakek yang mengikutinya.
Saat bule itu berjalan dia menginjak kulit pisang dan terpeleset lalu bule itu berkata “fuck you”.
Kakek yang mengikutinya kebetulan menginjak kulit pisang itu dan jatuh.
Karna tadi sikakek mendengar kata fuck you yang ducapkan sibule , ia mengejar bule itu dan berkata “Sir, sir aku juga injak fuck you”!

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feeling gak arr story ni.lbih fokus pd kisah prshbtn n kepritan hidup pelakon.love story kureng arr.tp,mmg sentimental lah citer ni.pokoknya,for me,citer ni x arr best sgt.ada apa dgn cinta lg best kot

tapi lagi bagus siap ada tab guitar. macam mane komen aku.Tapi aku suka sangat lagu ni. thankz

erm…aku di malaysia suka sangat dgr lagu ni…..nak menari aduh…..

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Yo wis lah, met weekend buat semua, dan buat yg cari lirik lagu Ello, udah ada tuh lengkap di lyric.blog )

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