Remember the hot and sexy busty mousepad? I’ve just take a look at their website and OMG, now they have a LOT more pervert sexy pad models to pick! You can see some of them below after the jump. Just don’t forget, if interested, you can always order one for $16.95. Definitely worth the money!

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This is definitely the best vibrator I’ve ever known. No, it doesn’t have some furry, spikes, or those other strange stuff attached. Instead, this 7-inch toy comes with an integrated sound engine and speaker, thus allowing it to speak random REAL men voices! Only £6.99 and two AA batteries are required to make your girlfriend both satisfied and laugh. Definitely a wonderful gift for gals.

Incase you wonder, here are four different pre-programmed phrases inside the vibrator:

• Go away, I’ve got a headache
• Sorry, I have to get up early tomorrow
• Hell, can’t you get a real man?
• Mmm, you’re looking cute tonight honey

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Yes, I don’t care whether the Japanese can make a smarter robot. And I also don’t care whether Japan-made robots are almost human looks-a-like. All I care is this made-in-China female humanoid called Dion which was being shown off earlier this month at a robot show in China. She’s not as skillful as those made by Japanese, as the only thing she can do is to sing and move her lips a little bit. But guys, this robotic babe has a great sexy body (notice the important part of female’s body also included) and even wears a sexy clothes, including a sexy mini-skirt! The only thing that turn me off is the name (Dion is a BOY’s name in my country…).

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To beautiful proportion and the sexy mini- skirt & the audience who produces the hand to [so] putting out look, unintentionally appears. The touch feeling which becomes matter of concern, with the feeling such as thick silicon just, as for the human skin compared to the just a little setting

Anyway, you can watch the video of Dion here (mirrored here).

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If you head over the store (link below), there are also lot of interesting stuff (yeah, I don’t have to say that. Everyone already know about it). One that makes me curious is the “Infrared Rechargable Massager”. Sounds quite hi-tech for me.

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But before that, let’s take a closer look at the patented personal stimulation device, Audi-Oh. And before anyone bash me, yes, the Audi-Oh is an old device (2004), I know that already. So don’t bother leaving comment like “this is old”

Like the iBuzz, Audi-Oh uses the sound to create a uniquely stimulating, infinitely variable vibration instead of a repetitive pattern, or continuous vibration. It allows the user to choose the speed, rhythm and intensity that is perfect for them. It can also be used without the sound or even a mix between sound generated vibrations and steady vibration for even more sensations.

The unique thing is, Audi-Oh can be used with any sound, either generated from music device (iPod, home stereo system, PC), or human voice. In the Ambient Mode, it will activate the built-in microphone and listen to the nearby sound. That’s really cool since one can use it with her partner, even when he isn’t there. Just ask him to talk over the phone, active the speakerphone function, and place the Audi-Oh near it to use it as the sound source. I’m sure you can imagine 1000 more possibilities.

Here’s the illustration of the Audi-Oh when it works in Ambient mode:

The price is $69.95. Compared with iBuzz, the iBuzz has more extra “stuff” on their package, while the Audi-Oh only included the basic. But hell, who cares. I just want it!

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However, you can also use the iBuzz, that dubbed as “the orgasmic fun” by the company, without the music. There’s a moment you want to do it in the silent, right? So the device is already equipped with seven built-in vibration patterns that you can choose to fit your current mood.

iBuzz works with other MP3 player as well, and retailed for £29.99. It is currently available only to those (lucky) Europeans. Too bad.. I was going to buy this for my girlfriend..

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The Toy is a hi-tech vibrating bullet (read: vibrator). Connected to a mobile phone via Bluetooth, this toy will becomes “an intimate, silent connection” between two lovers, regardless of distance. I’m sure you get the point here.

The good thing is, we can control The Toy using SMS messages. Simply send a text message to our partner’s phone, and once it read, it will be transported automatically to The Toy. It will then turn it into vibrations – with a huge range of movements, depending on what you have written.

And if you can’t reach your partner phone, don’t worry. She can still use The Toy by herself. There’s a VMax mode that let it becomes a manual vibrator with powerful and varied motions. Also, a rechargeable battery gives sufficient energy to play all day. No more think of another man.

The Toy comes in six flavours: Black, Silver, Purple, Blue, Pink, and Orange. You’ll get a chic carry case with combination lock to keep this Bluetooth device. As a bonus, a cleaning cloth and lubricating gel also included.

Allright, I’m off to buy one!

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Btw, as a man, you should also visit their Download section :p

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This quality mouse pad features a CLEVER ergonomic wrist rest on a pair of gel boobs. Your friends will love it and will poke at it when you’re not looking. Your girlfriend will probably think you’re a pervert.

Seriously, this is the coolest thing ever! Buy a few replacements in case your friends try to steal them (like mine)!

Okay, I agree with that. This mouse pad is REALLY COOL )

Click here if you want to order it

Rumors have been going around that there is a sex scene mini-game in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas that was removed from the game but the code still existed on the DVD. Well, it’s been proven true and now you can download a mod for the PC version that puts the sex scene back in the game. There’s a video too, for the non-believers.

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