It’s almost Halloween, so forget the cute baby dolls. It’s time for Krypt Kiddies, the baby from hell. These dolls has been around since May 2002, but with the spirit of Halloween, I think it’s fine if I just write about them here.

There are two models of the Krypt Kiddies. One is called Demion March.

Well with a name like that you’ve got to expect trouble. For a quiet farmer, Damion had a tough life. Those corporate carnivores took away his land and ran a highway (that would be a road in English) right through it. He died a bitter man, vowing revenge on all swindlers - and my how cute he looks in is natty dungarees.

And the other is called William Z.Roberts aka Bill 2 Bob.

All William Z. Roberts wanted in life was to report the daily weather, so his horizons were hardly broad. Then one fateful day he was sent out into the boondocks (that would be anywhere outside the M25) on a special assignment to investigate a satanic cult. After lots of violin music, inexplicable mists in the middle of the day and some rather stratling camera movements, he disappeared! So if you dabble in the occult beware, Bill Z bob is back with a vengeance! Though smaller and with a horn problem.

These hand painted dolls is not recommended for kids. The box says “Age 18+”, and I must agree with that. I can’t imagine seeing a little kid playing with these dolls, even near the Halloween.

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