Idiot Please Stand Up

21/08
2005

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“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,” said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

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